The Past Two Weeks of (UK) TV News
I'd like to add the following to Adam Felber's post on TV news:
PRINCE CHARLES IS GETTING MARRIED TO CAMILLA! SHE'S GOING TO BE QUEEN! SHE CAN'T BE QUEEN BECAUSE OF DIANA AND STUFF AND, WELL, WE DON'T LIKE HER! Leaked documents show the Attorney-General changed his legal advice after failing to get a UN resolution, and WHEN IS TONY GOING TO ANNOUNCE THE ELECTION DATE OF MAY THE FIFTH? WHEN WILL HE ANNOUNCE WHEN HE'S GOING TO ANNOUNCE IT? LET'S ASK LOVELY WOBBLY ANDREW MARR... HE DOESN'T KNOW! The EU has agreed it's okay to sell weapons to China. WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING! THE QUEEN MIGHT NOT BE COMING, AND EVEN IF SHE DOES COME, IT WON'T BE RIGHT BECAUSE SHE'S THE HEAD OF THE CHURCH. MICHAEL HOWARD HATES GYPSIES, and he sacked an MP for not agreeing with everything he says, AND HE'S GONNA, LIKE, CUT TAXES!!! HE'S ALSO GOING TO THE WEDDING THAT'S NOT A WEDDING BUT JUST A CHURCH BLESSING THAT LOOKS LIKE A WEDDING. SHE CAN'T BE QUEEN! THOUGH SHE WILL BE, BUT NOT REALLY. THE POPE IS DEAD, HERE'S OUR IRISH CORRESPONDENT. HELLO. GOODBYE. Charles Kennedy said something. Nobody listened. TONY BLAIR IS DOING NOTHING OUT OF RESPECT FOR TERRI SCHAIVO, WAIT, I MEAN THE POPE! HE'S A GOOD CHRISTIAN, NOT A CATHOLIC BUT HIS WIFE IS SO IT COUNTS. JAMIE OLIVER IS A CHEF. THIRTY-SEVEN PENCE. POPE! DOCTOR WHO IS DEAD, I MEAN, HE QUIT! TRAITOR. WEDDING! WITNESSES ANNOUNCED! PRINCE WILLIAM ISN'T GETTING MARRIED! PRINCE CHARLES SECRETLY ADMITS TO HATING THE MEDIA. The country quietly agrees.
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